
| ROCKVILLE, IN AUGUST 18, 2006 |
| I am working at the Rockville Elks Lodge in Parke County, Indiana. Rockville is located about 45 minutes East of Terre Haute and is the Covered Bridge Capital of the World. (It's not Vegas but it'll do.) I featured here a little over a year ago and they are having me back to headline. I get free food & drinks and will be getting paid a lot more money than usual. |
| I heard that Parke County is the most rural county in the state of Indiana & after spending some time here I believe it. There is nothing going on anywhere except for trees growning & the rain coming down. There is a heavy Amish population here as well. On the way in I got stuck behind a buggy carrying an entire Amish family. I don't really know a lot about the Amish except that they use horses for everything and are pretty good cooks. (I just hope they don't use the horses while cooking!) |
| Overall, the show went great. I forgot some of my new jokes new jokes and the Elks got pretty intoxicated but it was still a good time. However, on my way back to the hotel, some kid ran a red light and I couldn't avoid hitting him. So for the rest of the night I stood out on the street and dealt with that crap. The good news is that I was able to drive my car back to the hotel. The other guy had to have his towed away. Chalk one up for the ole' Malibu!! Until next week Danny :-) |

| SPOOKY IN THERE! |

| GIDDYUP!! |

| SORRY ABOUT YOUR LUCK DUDE! |